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            <title>Is Gary Vaynerchuk Biting Off More Than He Can Chew?</title>
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            <description>I found Gary Veynerchuk’s site a couple of years ago and on first visit was impressed. His short, engaging and punchy talks to camera always made perfect sense and the guy obviously had charisma by the boat load.
I shot him an e-mail to ask him something or other one time and within a couple of days received a short reply answering my query. What a lovely fella I thought to myself, I bet he’s kind to his mum and cute puppy dogs too.
Fast forward to fall of last year and Gary is looking for reviewers of his new book ‘Crush It’ and I threw my hat into the ring via the e-mail he was giving out.
I heard nothing.
A few weeks later I ‘saw’ Gary on Twitter and mentioned this. In the full glare of the Twitter he told me to e-mail him my mailing address and he’d send me one toot suite...</description>
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            <title>Who Else Wants To Think Outside Of The Healthcare Reform Box?</title>
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            <description>I want to preface this with something I should have said a long time ago:
All posts reflect my own opinions, not those of anyone I&amp;#8217;ve had the good fortune to learn from, work with, and otherwise spend time around.
It could hardly be otherwise with my own blog. But addressing folks in healthcare, you&amp;#8217;ve got to be a bit careful.
IT folks get it, but in healthcare we&amp;#8217;re not all individuals, much as we&amp;#8217;d like to think otherwise. We are born from a very old profession, and that means being tied like nobody&amp;#8217;s business to colleagues, training academies, membership societies, support staff, patients, and public opinion. Say the wrong thing, and you step on some toesies of other bees in the hive.
And that&amp;#8217;s a problem, when it comes to innovation.
So That&amp;#8217;s ...</description>
            <author>The EMR/EHR Show: Making Your Electronic Medical Records Really Work</author>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:57:40 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-A Tip For Obama</title>
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            <description>Dear President ObamaI know you have a big job ahead of you involving all sorts of mess and chaos. I sorta know what you are facing as I have a cat and a new kitten who simply cannot get along. The kitten is impulsive, out of control, lacking in subtlety and restraint, and defiant. Not at all dissimilar to many people you will have to interact with in the near future. I contrast the first born cat is grumpy, unforgiving, completely lacking in humor and inflexible. Also eerily alike various individuals you will shortly be spending time with.My cats do not get along under any circumstances...except when one very special ingredient is added to the interaction. This addition is so exceptional and potent that it makes even the most curmudgeonly cat soften. So transforming and influential it make...</description>
            <author>Von Krankipantzen</author>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:42:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>A Cornucopia of Feline Delight</title>
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            <description>A Cute Photo To Reduce Your IreOk, I am sorry I haven't posted. Very very VERY sorry. But after I spill my brain onto this blog about what has happened over the last month you may regret your recent inquiries into my, Yoshi's and Dexter's well being.We all all good.Now that I got that out of the way I'll get into a little more detail.I've been heinously busy. Partly because I am a terrible procrastinator, partly because I am a good citizen and partly because I need to pay the bills. Against all promises I made to myself, my graphic designer, my family and my friends I once again left the creation of the 2009 Iconic Women By Yoshi Calendar to the last minute. What can I say? I work better under pressure. Just not this much pressure. So it is almost done and will be sent to the printer by ne...</description>
            <author>Von Krankipantzen</author>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:16:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-You Can Lead A Cat To A Kitten But You Can't Make Her Like Him.  Who Am I Kidding, You Can't Lead A Cat Anywhere.AC</title>
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            <description>Here is the kitteh update you’ve all been asking for.   
How is Yoshi doing? Well…not great but not terribly awful either. She stopped eating all together a couple days ago and still occasionally (meaning pretty much every day) yaks bile which, I’ve discovered, leaves a lovely green stain on my carpet. Who said having cats was not like having kids? My berber disagrees.   
So I started getting desperate and bought all sorts of yummy things Yoshi might successfully ingest with no luck. I vacillated wildly between guilt and exasperation. It was not pretty around here.   
I tried to push the limits a little by keeping the cats separated all of the time except in the evenings when I allowed them to be in the same room with each other-supervised for fair play and safety. And the thing is t...</description>
            <author>Von Krankipantzen</author>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:37:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Doppelganger</title>
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            <description>When I recently dog-sat Lulu and Xiola for 5 days I bought them some new toys to play with at my house. Their particular favourite was this hedgehog that made an alarming &quot;ack ack ack&quot; noise when shaken. The dogs LOVED it. They loved it so much I found myself tripping on it quite often when it was left in the middle of my floor. Except when that would happen I'd do that awkward 'sacrifice your spine alignment' avoidance skip/jump/lurch because I always thought this toy was actually Yoshi and I was about to step on her. If I didn't actually have any reflexes and had the luxury of time to think about it I'd never make that mistake as Yoshi, for the first 3 days never left my bedroom. Never.I started calling the hedgehog Yoshi since it was under my feet far more than she was that weekend.Then...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:41:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Being Flexible About The Friday Part</title>
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            <description>So I took some video of when I dog-sat lat week. I wanted to do a little movie for you all but with a recent update of my Quicktime plugins I now cannot do anything unless I 'BUY NOW&quot; the whole software package. Not to mention the fact that no other programs on my computer recognize the Quicktime movie format (MOV) all of a sudden. DAMMIT!So here is a plain old unedited video for you. You'll need sound to get the full effects of Yoshi's discontent. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:28:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Catz in the Hood</title>
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            <description>So I came upon Sweet Yoshi flaked out on the couch today. Her pose made me think she might be indulging in some Passive Cat Yoga.As I moved to get a different angle of her chillaxed Yoga Pose I realised she was actually up to no good. Yoshi, clearly not so sweet after all, was Representin' Her Feline Posse. Instead of participating in an ancient mind and body exercise she was actually flashing a gang sign.I was being dissed with one of the most grievous gang signs known to cats (only to be out-harshed by the infamous presentation of the 'Oh No You DIDN' Cat Yack Deposit') -the ever vehemently apathetic 'W' for WHATEVER!Dude... (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:35:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Busted</title>
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            <description>What cat toys?Oh, you mean all THOSE cat toys strewn about on the floor behind me? Totally not mine. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:16:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Snuggle Time With Mrtl</title>
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            <description>I was very thrilled to have been able to meet with Mrtl and Mr. Mrtl this week. On their way to their new digs in the Deep Dark South they drove through my wee town and we met up for breakfast. This was a landmark moment for me as it was the first time I've eaten in a restaurant in over 3 years. I went out for lunch with my folks within a few days of my cancer diagnosis and had such a raging panic attack I had to flee the premises. I hadn't eaten out since. So I decided that meeting The Mrtls was the perfect time to test my new brain chemistry. SUCCESS!I had a giant pancake.After breakfast Mr. Mrtl left us gals to go do his Man Stuff so I took Mrtl back to my place to meet Yoshi. The key to a successful Yoshi interaction is to show no fear, ignore her at first and then just start to pet he...</description>
            <author>Von Krankipantzen</author>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 03:19:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Snoozapaloooza</title>
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            <description>It has been a bit of a rough week here in my body. I've been getting terrible migraine type headaches which then lead to horrible neck and shoulder spasms. If I'm not in pain I'm on painkillers or hung-over from painkillers. This is something I deal with often this time of year due to the seriously wacked out weather (you called it Squirl!) that occurs with Springtime. High pressure followed by low pressure etc. several times a day.  Rain, sun, hail, lightening, sun, rain, sun, wind, cats, dogs, toads, blood filled rivers...You get the picture.I'm not sure which is worse; the headaches or not knowing what the frick to wear when I go out.So this post's theme is sleeping. Something I've been doing a lot this week and something that Yoshi is exceptionally good at.Somebody is going to need a m...</description>
            <author>Von Krankipantzen</author>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:57:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>A Lengthy Excuse</title>
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            <description>My typical Crush Your Cat's Head Friday post is MIA because of an unscheduled change in plans. Without warning it became Fall Asleep On The Couch Ridiculously Early Friday which unexpectedly turned into a Pukey Migraine From Hell Saturday. The next thing I knew it was the afternoon of Brutal Painkiller Hangover Sunday which then predictably lead to Catch Up On My Whole Life Monday.Here is hoping that Running Errands All Over The City Tuesday will allow for an Obsessively Reflecting On My Boring Mundane Life Wednesday post.Bet you can't wait. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:53:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-A Piss in the Hand is Worth Two in the Litter Box</title>
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            <description>So Yoshi turned 10 years old on Monday and we celebrated with a can of crab (which she turned her nose up at) and a call from the on-call vet with a diagnosis of severe urine crystals. He seemed quite concerned and hoped Yoshi was feeling better. I had to explain that Yoshi is feeling just fine and has no symptoms at all of this condition. I just had the testing done as a routine thing at her last check-up. He was confused and told me to make the cat drink more water to flush those little suckers out.Yeah...ok.So she has a lovely brand new water fountain which she sniffs at and perhaps touches her tongue to but otherwise pretty much ignores. So it just sits there making gurgling noises which inspires a somewhat uncomfortable feeling in my bladder leading to the occasional pee pee dance.I'v...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:18:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-About That Time</title>
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            <description>Yoshi has the most uncanny sense of time. About 3 minutes before her usual dinner hour she wakes up, climbs all over me like a monkey, thrusts her face within inches of mine and gives me this...THIS LOOK!Feeeeeed Meeeeeeeeeeeee! *urgent grunting noises* (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:05:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Questions and Some Cute</title>
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            <description>Holy crap! Look! A Crush Post that is not 3 days late and totally lame. Ok, I guess I can't say for sure about the lameness part. Only time will tell with that.And now for the crush...My mom went to Target and all she bought me was this frickin' elephant hat!Duuuude! They are so going to kick my ass on the playground.I know that was pretty cute but don't go yet! I still need you! I don't think I've mentioned on my blog that I have new product on www.urbanbeast.ca available for sale. Blank notecards to be exact. I do send out a newsletter every time I add stuff but if you haven't signed-up on the website you are simply not in the know about these things. So go sign-up! I'll be adding more cool stuff shortly!Speaking of more cool stuff. Here is a poll I need you guys to check out. Help me pi...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:48:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Sunday Snooze Report</title>
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            <description>I've been busy shopping and cleaning and getting ready for my cousin to visit on Monday. She is almost 20 years old so I have to make my pad as cool and groovy as possible. This is no small feat and I am, frankly, exhausted already.Yes, I know by saying cool and groovy and pad I've just earned all 20 year olds' distain forever. Like, who totally cares?Yoshi has been helping me out by sleeping the whole weekend and keeping her shedded fur in a small easily contained area. However, she has resorted to some creative coping postures to avoid the pungent stench caused by me scrubbing and wiping with vinegar. My apartment smells like a salad. Environmentally safe for everybody but none too pleasant for sensitive noses.Regular cute sleeping posture.Smell avoidance sleeping posture. (Source: Von K...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:32:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Fur Child Jamboree*</title>
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            <description>Discovered a new game today...Playing Airplane!Checking out the horizons. Totally relaxed.The soles of my feet are still tingling from all the purring.God, I love my cat. Who needs kids?* It has been brought to my attention that what I mean to type is Gymboree. As noted above I do not have kids so these errors are practically mandatory. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:46:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-On a Cold and Snowy Day</title>
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            <description>Ok, so it isn't actually snowing today but it did on Tuesday and it is still pretty miserable out. Yoshi is hunkered down in her new snoozen furzen pretty much all the time.However, she can still manage to look glamorous.This photo brought to mind a certain film from waaaay back...Is it Dr. Zhivago?Or Star Wars? (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:55:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Poor Sick Muffin</title>
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            <description>Laying down funny and favouring her tummy. I wish there was a kitty equivalent to ginger ale.Poor Yoshi is not feeling well. She stopped eating last night after her 6 pm wet food dinner and barfed a couple times today. She rallied a bit and ate a little wet food for dinner tonight and then promptly yacked it up again. Poor little pooper. But she just ate a little more food a few minutes ago and it seems to be staying down. I hate it when she is sick because she is normally such a healthy cat.  Also because she never manages to hurl on the linoleum parts of the apartment. Only on the beige carpet part and exactly where I walk most.I took her to the vet on Monday for just a check-up. I do that every couple of years to confirm that she is healthy and happy. Since she is going to be 10 years o...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:06:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Yoshi's Kitchen Nightmare</title>
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            <description>Every blue moon I cook up a huge pot of tomato sauce to spoon into small serving sized containers for my freezer. I hate cooking so this is the only way I can avoid scurvy. One nasty cooking hour resulting in several wondrous microwaving minutes at later dates.Yoshi should count her blessings that this phenomenon doesn't happen more regularly because her aversion to the smell of onions being cut up is very dramatic and fraught with anguish and despair.As I start chopping the onions (said in a Creole accent-Onyons!) I can see her out of the corner of my eye sniffing the air with a decidedly peevish cast to her ears.Then the obsessive head tossing and lip smacking begins.This part lasts for several minutes.By this time most likely the onions are in the skillet and the worst is over. My strea...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:05:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <description>Friday, Monday, whatever...Bath TimeGetting Warmed UpEntering The Clean ZoneEmploying the Gene Simmons TechniqueSampling a Juicy DrumstickNibbling on Deeelishus ToesExhausted and Ready For a Nap (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Yoshi's Christmas gift this year was this cozy bed that she can burrow into or sleep on top of. It is her very own personal Body Ugg. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:24:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Santa's Watching</title>
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            <description>BUSTED! She thinks it is helping while I know it means little white hairs all over my freshly laundered navy top.Fleeing the scene of the laundry crime.BUSTED! Being told off for biting. She thinks it is merely justice for making her get off my lap. I know it is spite and sheer badness from a 9 lb dictator.Fleeing that crime too.If she keeps this up this year Santa will put a dog in her stocking. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 07:36:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday*-Deck the Halls with Sounds of Snoring</title>
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            <description>*Dammit! Missed Friday by 2 minutes!Clearly Very Excited About the Holiday Season (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <title>Crush Kranki's Empty Head Tuesday + A Plug For a Cool Thing</title>
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            <description>I am thinking I should rename ‘Crush Your Cat’s Head Friday’ into ‘Crush Your Cat’s Head Whenever You Remember and Haven’t Fallen Asleep On The Couch Tuesday.’  Ahem…  So a few weeks ago the fabulous Leigh-Ann who runs The Blog Pound as well as Wee Paws sent me a cool little item that would make an excellent gift for the holidays. Or for anytime, really. It is called ‘Messages From Your Animal Companions’ and it is a oracle deck of cards based on getting into the complex minds of the animals you love. Basically what you do is think of a question for or ask for information about any animal you know, like your cat or your sister’s dog or even your neighbour’s python. We are not talking about the human animal types like ex-husbands or crazy first dates. You think about...</description>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Last of the November Sunshine</title>
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            <description>When I wake up in the morning it is often the result of Yoshi walking all over my head and poking me in the face. Before I even open my eyes I can guess whether the sun is shining based on the amount of attention Yoshi lavishes on me. The sunnier it is the more persistently she pokes and prods. After I give in to the pressure and get out of bed I walk over to my living room window, rubbing the sleep from my eyes, and raise the blinds. If it is bright and sunny out Yoshi will run across the room and leap onto the sill emitting this excited growling noise deep from her throat. Pure joy.When I get up from my computer after the kettle has boiled to make my morning tea I more often than not return to find my seat taken. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:10:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Oooops!</title>
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            <description>Um...yeah...about last Friday where I totally left you hanging without the weekly crush? My brain skipped a synapses or twelve and I totally forgot. I got all ferked up with the last crush being posted on Monday and I suddenly realized this weekend that I had forgotten.Sorry.And then my grand plans once again went awry. You remember how Yoshi boogered up my wonderful idea to video her freaking out over the fabulous catnip toy Leigh-Ann sent her. And then she loved up the baggie the toy came in. Well, I went over to my friend's house to see how her cat, Winston, would react to the nip. I wanted to video his joyful plunge into a catnip buzz to end all buzzes. I hoped that I would catch his writhing and moaning self for all to see.Except the little shit snuck into my purse and stole the toy w...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:19:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Monday Edition</title>
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            <description>Feeling much better thanks! And to make it up to you for my lack of Friday posting I offer you a video. The lovely Leigh-Ann from The Blog Pound and Wee Paws Animal Sanctuary sent Yoshi a wonderful catnip toy for her to try out and give feedback on. Things didn't go quite as planned.Who am I kidding? Yoshi pulls this shit all the time. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:51:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Evoking Mange</title>
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            <description>Normally, my evenings are spent at home, in comfy clothes, working at my computer, harassing the cat or watching sleazy TV. Well, if you know me you'll be very surprised to hear that I spent my Friday evening at a friend's book launch party. Now this is not just any ordinary friend but the fabulous lady who is helping me with my anxiety disorder. Over the years I've seen over half a dozen different therapist type folks and although they have tried to help I cannot help but remember the puzzlement in their eyes while I described my issues and symptoms. I found Anna through the internet on a site she mediates and even though the site was based in the UK she lives in my city. I emailed her and she agreed to take me on.I can say with complete certainty that this awesome chick gets me. Really t...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:04:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Extra Soft Crush</title>
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            <description>Thank you all for your wonderful comments about Yoshi's new 2008 calendar. I really want it to do well so I'll be pimping it in the upcoming weeks. So here it is AGAIN!-visit www.urbanbeast.ca for your Yoshi calendar. Sign-up for the newsletter to be notified of upcoming news and information.Here is Miss Yoshi relaxing on her cozy new blanket specially picked out to disguise all her shedded fur left behind after long and vigorous naps. The texture of the fabric is delightfully described as Micro-Mink. All I've got to say is that those eeensy teensy little minks sure are soft.Stereo Crushing. Self crush on her tail accompanied by an old school 'Kids in the Hall' crush from me. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:24:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>The Yoshi Calendar is HERE!</title>
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            <description>This is the reason I've been so busy lately. I think you'll like it.The website is up and running and the calendars are ready to be shipped. Please check it out and help support the SPCA. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:01:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Pushing the Envelope</title>
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            <description>First of all my deepest apologies for neglecting you and your blogs. I have a lot on my plate right now and I am, frankly, not managing my time very well. Lack of practice doing all these new and confusing jobs. I've got business stuff going on and my dad's business stuff to help with along with my already copious doctor and hospital appointments to attend. Then I got this bitchin' cold which turned me into a whiny girlie girl. My energy is toast, my mood is grumpy, and I have so much to tell you but too little time and, well, ooomph to do it.Anyway, that is why I've been such a blogging turd.Enough about me and let's get on with the damned cat, shall we?Today was a lovely sunny day and Yoshi was up where the sun was shining its brightest. That would be on my desk where SHE IS NOT ALLOWED!...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:13:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Retro Yoshi</title>
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            <description>Yoshi at about 6 months. Before years of hard living and a bad catnip addiction changed her sunny disposition into a dark and bitter fugue.**Look out for Yoshi's calendar launch next week! I'll keep you posted.** (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:28:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Priorities</title>
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            <description>It appears that comfort is secondary when warm and toasty toesies can be achieved.Extreme Crush Close-up (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:15:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Flirting With Disaster</title>
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            <description>Extreme Chair Diving is for Pussies (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 04:46:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Dreary Day</title>
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            <description>There are no more sunshiny spots because of the rain and mom is busy and not paying attention to me and I am sad and cold and neeeeeedy. No amount of meowing around the house is changing anything. Somebody is gonna pay... (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:23:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-The Way It Is</title>
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            <description>In my last post’s comments section a few of you hoped that it might be possible to permanently integrate Lulu into The Kranki Krash Pad since Yoshi was much better with this visit.  Believe me, I was watching for all the signs this might happen.  Sadly, I know that Yoshi and Lulu are better off where they are right now. Lulu is far more confident and outgoing with her sister dog, Xiola. On her own she is nervous and prone to separation anxiety and follows me everywhere. She whimpers at the door when I am in the bathroom, for poop’s sake. She also seems upset and a little afraid by Yoshi’s hissing and spitting. I am sure this is something I could work on over time but she is so obviously happier with another dog to give her comfort and companionship.  Yoshi, while much better, was cle...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:32:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-MY HEAD is in Jeopardy Today</title>
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            <description>I’ve never claimed to be a patient person but right at this moment I am losing my fucking mind. So much so that Yoshi is in danger of a head crushing for reals. After my own head explodes. Ok, here is the thing.  I went to sign-in to my Flickr account today and was immediately diverted to a Yahoo sign-in page. Ok, whatever. I know all about how these sites buy each other out so I did what they told me and signed into my Yahoo! account. It then took me to a page where it asked if I wanted to start up a new Flickr account or associate my old one with my Yahoo! account. Well, obviously, yes, I would very much like to merge the two accounts opposed to starting up a new one. So it asked me to provide my Flickr account ID and password to do that.  This is where it gets very ugly.  I have all m...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:23:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-On Strike</title>
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            <description>Yoshi here again. I refuse to come out from under the bed (except to post this important notice) because my stooopid Food Hag brought over two ugly and dumb dogs for the whole frickin' day! My dinner was 3 hours late and my mom is covered in dog fur. She also smells.So I am boycotting a photograph today and will only consider posing over the weekend if the following demands are met:-1 (one) can of tuna served in 2 (two) installments for my dinner.-uninterrupted use of the lap.-my litter box scooped every hour on the hour.-scratching of my chin combined with light bum spankings on demand.-unrestricted access to all hair clips and elastics.-undying devotion of all mortals.Only if all my demands are met will I attend a photo shoot. If any of these conditions are not met in a timely manner I w...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:15:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Yo in the House</title>
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            <description>Hi! Yoshi here!  Well, my mom, The Food Lady, has been hard to shift off the couch lately. Something about several ‘The Office’ DVDs needing to be watched. I have to really bitch and moan to get dinner around here and it is totally starting to piss me off. I am waiting patiently for her to leave the closet door open so I can make my displeasure known. *clenches butt*  The Food Lady blogged about some sort of 8 Random Things topic recently. I think she called it a Meme. Well, since Fat Ass, um, I mean Food Lady is soooo buuuusy laughing at the large flickering cube I am going to do my own post today.  Yoshi’s “8 Things You Don’t Know About Me” Meowmeow   I’ve   been told that I have very expressive ears. When you live with such daily incompetence   The Food Whore is lucky it i...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:37:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-More of the Pride Princesses</title>
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            <description>I got some more pics of my Doggy Princesses from last weekend's Pride Parade. Behold their lacy pink cuteness.Xiola showing off. Quite the diva.Seriously, could she be any cuter?Me and my special girl, Lulu.I just want to squeeeeeeeeeze them. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:28:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-For HAR and Her Girls</title>
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            <description>I am busy this week making my doggy friends fancy new outfits for the Gay Pride weekend. In the spirit of keeping the insanity alive I've decided to post new photos of old costumes from Yoshi's past. You can see the original shots here. Many of you have seen this one before but some of you might not have and the new photos are better.On that note everybody VOGUE! VOGUE!I only eat Kabbala Brand Kitty Chow*sniff sniff* Is that adoration I can smell? (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:47:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-We Need A New Word For This Kind Of Cute</title>
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            <description>This is where the original essence of crushing came from. That feeling that overcomes me when overwhelmed by total and complete cuteness. I just want to SQUEEEEEEZE her.Have mercy! (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:35:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <description>Well, talk about technical difficulties...isn't there a pill for that? Oh, never mind.Mrtl made a great new logo for Crush Your Cat's Head Friday but I cannot get it to work animation-wise on Blogger. It just shows up as an image. So please go here to see what was supposed to be posted here on Friday.Thanks, mrtl, for your evil genius. Thanks, Blogger, for your buttheadedness. And thanks to anybody who can troubleshoot this animated gif issue for me. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>My Interpretation?  LAZY! (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Suffering Badly From Vertigo (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>She Hates Punk Rock (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Hole In One (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>She insinuates herself into the linen like a bad smell.And then lurks in the shadows... (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>It all started when mrtl knitted a wig for Yoshi. Then Julie from www.subversivecrossstitch.com submitted the photo to craftzine.com and now a nice lady made Yoshi into a LOL Cat. If you haven't visited i can has cheezburger and laughed until you squirted out a little peepee then you haven't got a soul. I've been inspired to make my own version of LOL Yoshi.Shall I submit it? (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Yeah, Friday's crushing photo. Umm.... I have two words for you.Bitter Irony.I woke Thursday to a migraine headache that proceeded to get worse and worse over Friday and the weekend and even today my head throbs and tingles. Hence no cute photo of Yoshi.God is crushing my head.I've been cosmically busted. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Last week I received a package from Mrtl and inside were items of such awe-inspiring magnificence I curled up on the floor and wept like a leeeetle guuuurl. Thanks, Mrtl. Seriously, thanks.Aren't I FAAAAAbulous?Like...whatevER!Can it get any better? Oh, yes. Yes it can.*faints dead away with emotion* *Humbly accepts applause from devoted fans*Relaxing in Cannes. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>I am a total asshole. There is a serious lack of posting around these parts and it is completely my fault. I owe a photo of myself to Sharkey to celebrate her 5th Re-Birthday and I thought this would also be an excellent way to show you all how much my hair has grown out as well as a bit of cleavage with the new hooties. I even have the outfit picked out and everything. Here is the problem; being a single genteel lady living on my own who the fricking hell can I get to take my photo? I tried to set up some timer balancing act with my camera on various surfaces with crappy results. I have to get one of my parents over to take the photo. Or go to Sears Portrait Studio. So I’m sorry but you all will have to wait.  I cooked up some CDs for Kristine per her heartfelt request but both yesterda...</description>
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            <description>She gave me the day off. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Very Jackie-OVery Marilyn (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Hmmmm...What does this mean?What does this have to do with Yoshi?Other than making me feel hungry what's with the pastries?Yeah, the Vancouver Canucks lost but so what? Where's the damned cat?Obviously very delicious but I just don't understand. What could this all possibly mean?Aaaaahhhhhh. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Wide load!Kitty Clevage (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Why do I bother trying to enhance her sleeping comfort when she throws it back in my face like this? Little shit! (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-An Evening With Lulu</title>
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            <description>I had my Almost Dog Lulu over for a play date the other day. Her new mom has been busy teaching her new tricks. Check it out! (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Because Here Today, Gone Tomorrow asked about a Yoshi Bunny I stuck more shit to Yoshi's head. Mwahahahah!!Yoshi plotting her revenge. Watch out Here Today, Gone Tomorrow. If she poops on my pillow I'll be sending it to you. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Who needs an Easter Bunny with something this cute hopping around your house? (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Is she in the warm and toasty Snoozen Housen?NO!Is she in the snuggly and cuddly Snoozen Tuben?NO!Where is Yoshi sleeping?She's spooning with the nice hard wire shelf next to loud computer speakers.Why do I bother?Crushing her tail!Hey! Gimme my tail back!BACK OFF! I'm comfy! (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>Top Dog Again (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <title>Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Ch-ch-changes...</title>
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            <description>Enjoying her last couple days as The Only Child. (Source: Von Krankipantzen)</description>
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            <description>*BIG SIGH*  Sorry about missing Crush Your Cat’s Head Friday but it was such a dark and dreary day and every photo I took of Yoshi looked terrible. Then she started getting really cranky because apparently the only thing worse than getting her picture taken is getting her picture taken multiple times with a flash. Plain and simple I gave up. I feared for my life.  The Doggy Adoption Saga continues. I sent in an adoption application to a rescue shelter in Yakima, Washington which was accepted. Yay! But then the dog I wanted to adopt was adopted by someone else mere hours before I applied. Boooooo! Then I found out that dog had a brother who was very cute in a troll-like sort of way and he was available to adopt. Yay! Then I got a phone call today from the nice lady who runs the adoption s...</description>
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