MedWorm provides a medical RSS filtering service. Over 6000 RSS medical sources are combined and output via different filters. This feed contains the latest medical blog items that have been tagged with 'funny quotes'. Sat, 03 Sep 2011 02:56:42 +0100 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3772213&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=36050&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Flive%2Fdouglas-adams-on-experiments%2F If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. – Douglas Adams Post from: BlissTree Douglas Adams on Experiments (Source: Breastfeeding 1-2-3) Breastfeeding 1-2-3 blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3772213 Tue, 20 Jul 2010 11:00:38 +0100 3772213 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3635724&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=36050&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Flive%2Fw-c-fields-on-success%2F If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. — W.C. Fields Post from: BlissTree W.C. Fields on Success (Source: Breastfeeding 1-2-3) Breastfeeding 1-2-3 blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3635724 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:00:31 +0100 3635724 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3614509&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=36050&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Flive%2Fkatharine-hepburn-on-life%2F Life is hard. After all, it kills you. — Katharine Hepburn (Me: Stories of My Life) Post from: BlissTree Katharine Hepburn on Life... (Source: Breastfeeding 1-2-3) Breastfeeding 1-2-3 blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3614509 Mon, 31 May 2010 14:00:36 +0100 3614509 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3617796&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=34872&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Ffeel%2Fwoody-allen-on-death%2F I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens. — Woody Allen Post from: BlissTree Woody Allen on Death... (Source: Healthbolt) Healthbolt blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3617796 Sun, 30 May 2010 14:00:20 +0100 3617796 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3610309&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=36050&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Flive%2Frodney-dangerfield-on-sex-education%2F What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield Post from: BlissTree Rodney Dangerfield on Sex Education... (Source: Breastfeeding 1-2-3) Breastfeeding 1-2-3 blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3610309 Sat, 29 May 2010 14:20:04 +0100 3610309 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3607470&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=36050&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Flive%2Fmarilyn-monroe-on-rumors%2F It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. — Marilyn Monroe Post from: BlissTree Marilyn Monroe on Nudity Rumors: (Source: Breastfeeding 1-2-3) Breastfeeding 1-2-3 blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3607470 Fri, 28 May 2010 12:00:31 +0100 3607470 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3592190&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=36050&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Flive%2Fharold-wilsons-optimism-quote-of-the-day%2F I am an optimist. But I am an optimist who takes his raincoat. – Harold Wilson Post from: BlissTree Harold Wilson's Optimism: Quote of the Day (Source: Breastfeeding 1-2-3) Breastfeeding 1-2-3 blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3592190 Mon, 24 May 2010 12:51:54 +0100 3592190 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3581574&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=34872&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Ffeel%2Fkurt-vonnegut-on-beliefs-quote-of-the-day%2F Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. – Kurt Vonnegut Post from: BlissTree Kurt Vonnegut on Beliefs: Quote of the Day (Source: Healthbolt) Healthbolt blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3581574 Thu, 20 May 2010 11:00:45 +0100 3581574 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3567881&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=34872&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Ffeel%2Fpeter-ustinov-on-hell-quote-of-the-day%2F I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humor, and English wine. – Peter Ustinov Post from: BlissTree Peter Ustinov on Hell: Quote of the Day (Source: Healthbolt) Healthbolt blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3567881 Sun, 16 May 2010 14:22:19 +0100 3567881 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3563934&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=36050&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Flive%2Fmark-twain-on-procrastination-quote-of-the-day%2F Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain Post from: BlissTree Mark Twain on Procrastination: Quote of the Day (Source: Breastfeeding 1-2-3) Breastfeeding 1-2-3 blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3563934 Fri, 14 May 2010 11:00:35 +0100 3563934 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3479830&cid=t_348300_131_f&fid=34989&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.b5media.com%2F%7Er%2Fb5media%2FGeneticsHealth%2F%7E3%2FmVvI4Yoy74A%2F Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. – Bill Watterson Post from: BlissTree Quote of the Day: Weekends, According to Calvin and Hobbes (Source: Genetics and Health) Genetics and Health blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3479830 Sat, 17 Apr 2010 13:48:20 +0100 3479830 http://www.medworm.com/index.php?rid=3460129&cid=t_348300_87_f&fid=34872&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblisstree.com%2Ffeel%2Fquote-of-the-day-schultz-on-chocolate%2F All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schultz Post from: BlissTree Quote of the Day: Schultz on Chocolate (Source: Healthbolt) Healthbolt blogs http://www.medworm.com/rss/comments.php?id=3460129 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:00:48 +0100 3460129